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Filmericks
BY
Rod Granger




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Pity poor Frankenstein's bride
Who unfortunately quite violently died
But Maggie got Buckley
And viewers quite luckily
Saw her arise from graveside.
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Marty Supreme, ping pong champ
Was also a bit of a scamp
Pursuing Gwyneth
Commits all kinds of sin-eth
And from wicked ways seems to decamp.


​​Hitchcock, aware of his power
Was able to make actors cower.
Should griping be heard
He'd flip them the bird
And then send them
Straight to the shower.
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George Lucas expressed no remorse
For changing Old Hollywood's course.
With his Star Wars he ushered
A box office that gushered
And took a great fortune by Force.
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Spielberg's E.T. traveler bold
Went astray, was left out in the cold.
So phone home he must
And an answer in, trust
So he wasn't for all time on hold.
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Southern belle Scarlett O'Hara
Was possessed of a courage quite rara
Faced with war quite uncivil
And refusing to snivel
She did not know fear, only Tara.
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Animation for film, always tricky
Was transfigured by Disney, no hick he
With three shapes that were round
Walt quite suddenly found
He'd created a future named Mickey.
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When Shakespeare appears on the screen
The acting that's too often seen
Is all histrionic, or too catatonic
When the truth, yea, forsooth, lies between.
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Dinosaurs once left their mark
But extinction left them in the dark
'Til a book by Mike Crichton
Caused interest to heighten
And life came to Jurassic Park.
​​More To Come!!...
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